Is this really what you’re going for Direct Line

I just watched the new Direct Line advert featuring Harvey Keitel as ‘The Wolf’.

The idea is simple, it’s a reference to a character in Pulp Fiction played by Keitel who solves problems. In the movie, the problem he solves is cleaning up is a dead guy whose head was accidentally shot in the back of a car. Direct Line want to say that they too can clean up any accident.

But apart from simply stealing an idea that was relevant a decade ago, I’m not sure the advert really works. The Wolf is a criminal who cleans up mess for criminals so they don’t get caught. Is this really what Direct Line wants us to think about them? All I hear is ‘You need to go in the back seat and scoop up all those little pieces of brain and skull’.

Bill Bernbach turning in his grave: The beetles

“You know, there’s a pretty famous music group whose name is the same as one of our models?”

“Go on…”

“The Beatles. I know, it’s spelt differently but I can’t believe no one has ever noticed this before. What’s even better, they are actually one of the most well known and iconic bands ever”

“What are you getting at?”

“I’m just spit-balling but how’s about we take one of their iconic images and, get this, we replace the Beatles with some Beetles”

“Wait a minute… What? Put a car called the Beetle in the place of the musicians known as The Beatles. … I think that is the best idea I have ever heard”.

“That’s what I thought too. But then I thought, it’s so brilliant that I must be missing something. Why has no one ever thought of it before?”

“Well we did trying a branded content thing around the “The Fifth Beatle” but this is much better. It’s so clever and edgy. The Fifth Beetle didn’t work cause it turned out their was actually a fifth Beatle. None of us were bothered enough to find out. We were to busy getting drunk after we cane up with the amazing concept. But this… this works on so many levels and it’s hilarious, intellectual like all our ads and respectful of the consumer. It’s like we’re saying that our cars are like the Beatles because they have the same name”

‘Although it’s spelt differently”

“I know that’s why it works”

“I think I might be the new Bill Bernbach”.

‘I agree”


Dacia – You do the maths

Having signed on to NowTV to watch the test match between England and India, I’ve had the chance to catch up on some current ads (mainly for gambling sites). One which caught my eye for the wrong reasons was Dacia’s “You do the maths”.

The message behind the advert is pretty obvious: Dacia is a cheap car. But I suspect that’s not what they asked for – especially as the ad is titled ‘The Amazing Value Dacia Sandero’.

But my really issue with the ad is the tagline: “You do the maths”. But it’s wrong. The phrase is “You do the math”. That doesn’t translate cause in British English we say maths not math. But rather than risk a few complaints Dacia changed the line. This loses all impact. It’s like saying ‘Show me some money’ rather than ‘Show me THE money’.